About Us

Spent the better part of the 90’s short selling human hair in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Practiced in the art of short selling robots on Wall Street. Have some experience testing the market for squirt guns for fun and profit. Spent the better part of the 90’s supervising the production of banjos in Deltona, FL. Set new standards for importing chess sets in Ocean City, NJ. Spent the 80’s researching salsa in Deltona, FL.